November 22, 2002
Last night I watched Evil Dead II on DVD in surround sound. Groovy.

November 20, 2002
Saw They Might Be Giants at a free show downtown, and got my drawing of the band signed - clicky
The original text said "I love TMBG with all of my body (including my pee pee)" as a reference to real ultimate power, but Flansey thought it was disturbing so he changed it :-)

In case you missed it, my Bela Fleck one from a few months ago - clicky


November 18, 2002
So, I had the pee hole camera thing, which wasn't bad cause I was asleep for it, although it does burn when I piss now and little pieces of scab material come out, but that will pass soon. So everything was fine, the pissing blood thing was just a minor infection that he gave me anti-biotics for, and while I'm a little annoyed that he didn't just assume that was the problem in the first place and give me the drugs, at least it isn't anything serious. So anyway, I get home and in about 30 min I developed a blood clot which had the same symptoms as a kidney stone (the pain is often compared to childbirth) and had to go right back to the emergency room only to be treated by an apathetic doctor who took his sweet time giving me any drugs and (as I found out the next day) completely misdiagnosed me as having a reaction to the dye that was injected into me earlier that day. Needless to say I wasn't too happy with the quality of service at the Reston Hospital.

November 4, 2002
Cini-Minis from Burger King are like suckling up to the sweet nipple of Jesus.

November 3, 2002
Laziness: 1 Cale: 0

No, not really, but I've been working hard lately, and don't want to look at a computer screen when I get home. Let's see, what's been going on...

Medical:
I've been pissing blood for like 2 months now. No pain or anything, just the occasional urine discoloration. Mr Doctor Man can't figure out why so I'm gonna have to get a camera shoved up my pee hole soon. Can't wait. Oh, and my allergy shots don't seem to be working, so they are upping my dosage. I'm starting to lose hope. I do get mad sample pack hookups from the nice allergy shot ladies though, Zyrtec-D is my new drug of choice. And I think I look hard when I wear breathe right strips so back off.

Entertainment:
Saw the TMBG vs. McSweeny's Show, it was fabulous. I urge you to check out the opening act - Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players. Oh my, went to the MMW show - definitely in the top 10 - and Trey Ansastaio was sitting like 20 ft from me the whole time in the little VIP box which was neat. I had a big party a while back, my friend Vicki gave me a Snoopy Snow Cone machine, it was rad, check out some photos:
The ice cubes
My ass
Spongebob Squarepants tragic suicide
Primo
Adam and The Rola
Me
Gary, my tropically scented orangoutang

Some films I watched and think you should watch:
Donnie Darko
Insomnia
Bowling for Columbine
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Waking Life
Storytelling
Monsters, Inc

Some films I watched and think you should not watch:
40 Days and 40 Nights
The Anniversary Party
The Time Machine (new)
The Thomas Crowne Affair
Super Troopers
The Last Castle